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The mountain's physical magnitude operates in categories for which the capybara has no meaningful reference point. Mount Everest weighs approximately 357 trillion kilograms, a figure that requires scientific notation to render comprehensible. Even modest peaks contain more mass than all capybaras who have ever lived combined, multiplied by several million. The Himalayas as a whole comprise roughly 70 quadrillion kilograms of rock and ice, a number so vast that human cognition simply rounds it to infinity. Mountains create their own weather systems, cast shadows visible from space, and feature on maps regardless of scale. When a capybara stands before a mountain, it confronts something for which evolution provided no adequate psychological preparation. The mountain wins this category so decisively that continuing analysis feels somewhat cruel.

The mountain's ecological influence operates on scales that dwarf even the most prodigious capybara. Mountains create entire climate systems, forcing moisture-laden air upward to produce precipitation on windward slopes whilst casting rain shadows that create deserts. The Himalayas determine the monsoon patterns affecting billions of humans; the Andes generate the Amazon's water cycle. Mountain ranges serve as evolutionary engines, isolating populations to create biodiversity hotspots and endemic species found nowhere else on Earth. Alpine ecosystems support unique flora and fauna adapted to extreme conditions, whilst montane forests produce the oxygen sustaining continental populations. A single mountain range may influence thousands of species across millions of square kilometres, making the capybara's local wetland contributions appear rather modest by comparison.

Mountains do not adapt; they simply endure. This distinction is philosophically important. The mountain possesses no mechanism for responding to environmental change because the mountain itself is the environment to which other things must adapt. When climate shifts, the mountain remains precisely where it was, acquiring new glaciers or losing old ones with equal indifference. Erosion reshapes its face across millennia, but this constitutes change rather than adaptation. Mountains have survived ice ages, mass extinctions, and the arrival of humans without altering their fundamental strategy of being very large and very still. Yet this passivity represents a kind of ultimate survivability: mountains cannot go extinct in the conventional sense, only slowly diminish. The mountain's survival strategy is simply to outlast everything else.

Mountains operate on timescales that render mammalian lifespans functionally invisible. The Himalayas began their ascent approximately 50 million years ago and continue rising by roughly 5 millimetres annually, utterly indifferent to the extinction of dinosaurs, the evolution of primates, or the invention of social media. Mount Everest has witnessed the entire history of human civilisation as a geological eyeblink, barely notable against its multi-million-year formation. Even relatively young volcanic mountains measure their existence in hundreds of thousands of years. The Appalachians, once as tall as the Himalayas, have been steadily eroding for 480 million years, demonstrating that even mountain mortality occurs on scales that beggar human comprehension. A mountain's permanence is not absolute, but it is sufficiently vast to render the capybara's lifespan a rounding error.

Mountains inspire awe rather than affection, commanding reverence through intimidation rather than charm. Humans do not wish to befriend a mountain; they wish to conquer it, photograph it, or worship it from a respectful distance. Mountains have inspired religious traditions across cultures, from the Greek Olympus to the Japanese Fuji to the Tibetan Kailash. They feature in countless works of art and literature as symbols of challenge, permanence, and transcendence. Yet one does not like a mountain in the way one likes a capybara. Mountains do not radiate approachability; they radiate the cold indifference of geological time. One may stand before a mountain feeling profound spiritual awakening, but one will not experience the desire to give it a little pat and tell it everything will be alright.