Cat
Cats enhance social functioning through multiple pathways. Cat ownership provides instant conversational material with the estimated 600 million cat owners worldwide. Photographs of cats generate predictable social media engagement. The presence of a cat during video conferences, whilst occasionally disruptive, typically produces positive social responses.
Physical cats also facilitate in-person socialisation by providing neutral focal points during awkward silences. Guests may direct attention toward the cat when conversation falters, creating natural recovery opportunities. The cat serves as social lubricant without requiring the logistics of coffee preparation.
Anxiety
Anxiety undermines social functioning through systematic interference with interpersonal confidence. Social anxiety specifically targets human connection, generating anticipatory dread before gatherings, hypervigilant self-monitoring during interactions, and extended post-event analysis of perceived failures. The condition transforms potentially enjoyable connections into sources of exhaustion.
The social withdrawal anxiety promotes creates self-reinforcing isolation. Fewer social interactions mean fewer opportunities to disconfirm anxious predictions, allowing catastrophic expectations to persist unchallenged. Unlike cats, anxiety provides no conversation topics beyond itself, and discussing it often produces social discomfort rather than connection.