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Cat accessibility faces meaningful barriers. Acquisition requires either adoption fees, breeder payments, or the patience to attract a stray. Ongoing maintenance demands food expenditure, veterinary care, and litter management. Housing restrictions frequently prohibit feline companionship; allergies affect approximately 10% of the human population. Geographic and economic factors limit access substantially. A cat, once obtained, requires daily attention for a 15 to 20 year lifespan—a commitment exceeding most human relationships.

The domestic cat has maintained cultural prominence for approximately 10,000 years of documented human cohabitation. Ancient Egyptian civilisation elevated cats to divine status; Norse mythology featured feline-drawn chariots; Japanese culture developed the maneki-neko tradition. No human generation since the Agricultural Revolution has existed without cats occupying significant cultural space. The species has survived the fall of empires, world wars, and the invention of dogs. Present popularity shows no decline; if anything, the internet age has amplified feline cultural dominance.

The domestic cat has achieved what no marketing department could engineer: total internet supremacy. From Grumpy Cat to Keyboard Cat, from Nyan Cat to the infinite scroll of feline content across every platform, cats generate an estimated 6.5 billion searches annually. The species effectively invented viral content. No algorithm exists that has not been bent to serve cat imagery. Studies indicate cat videos reduce stress hormones more effectively than meditation applications costing thirty pounds monthly. The cat achieved this dominion without effort, intention, or awareness—simply by being photographed whilst existing.

The domestic cat provides quantifiable utility across multiple domains. Pest control services alone saved medieval granaries and continue protecting modern households from rodent incursion. Therapeutic benefits include documented reductions in blood pressure, cortisol levels, and cardiovascular disease risk. The cat functions as living space heater, alarm clock, and entertainment system requiring no subscription fees. Cats have been employed by governments, ships, and institutions for centuries as working animals. They produce no carbon emissions during operation and self-maintain their hygiene with remarkable efficiency.

The domestic cat deploys emotional manipulation with surgical precision honed over millennia of coevolution. The slow blink signals trust; the headbutt demands attention; the purr, oscillating at 25 to 150 hertz, triggers nurturing responses in human neurobiology. Cats have been documented to modify their vocalisations specifically to manipulate human caregivers. The relationship operates on the cat's terms exclusively, yet humans report profound emotional attachment regardless. This is manipulation elevated to art form—the victim grateful for the exploitation.