Coffee
The optimal brewing temperature for coffee rests between 90-96 degrees Celsius, a range that coffee enthusiasts defend with near-religious fervour. The beverage's thermal journey from kettle to consumption represents a carefully choreographed dance of heat dissipation, with the average cup losing approximately 1 degree per minute when left unattended. This temperature window, whilst capable of causing mild discomfort to the unprepared tongue, rarely necessitates evacuation protocols. The coffee industry has invested considerably in thermal retention technology, producing vessels that maintain dangerous sipping temperatures for hours, demonstrating humanity's commitment to preserving heat in its beverages if not its climate.
Volcano
Volcanic eruptions produce pyroclastic flows exceeding 700 degrees Celsius, temperatures at which human tissue experiences what scientists clinically term 'immediate thermal mortality.' The magma chambers feeding these geological spectacles maintain temperatures between 700-1300 degrees Celsius, sufficient to melt most common metals and all known coffee mugs. A single volcanic eruption can release thermal energy equivalent to several hundred nuclear weapons, making it considerably more effective at heating than even the most aggressive espresso machine. The 1815 eruption of Mount Tambora lowered global temperatures by 0.7 degrees Celsius, demonstrating the volcano's paradoxical ability to both generate and eliminate heat on a planetary scale.