Dog
The domestic dog has evolved an unparalleled capacity for interspecies emotional bonding. Research published in Science demonstrates that mutual gazing between dogs and owners triggers oxytocin release in both parties, a neurochemical response previously documented only in human parent-infant relationships. Dogs recognise their owners' faces, respond to emotional states, and demonstrate distress during separation. They greet returning owners with enthusiasm regardless of absence duration, whether five minutes or five years.
The dog's social intelligence encompasses an estimated 165-word vocabulary comprehension and the ability to follow human pointing gestures, a skill absent in our closest genetic relatives, the great apes. This creature has fundamentally restructured its cognition around human social cues.
Flamingo
The flamingo's relationship with humanity exists primarily at observational distance. Whilst flamingos demonstrate complex social structures within their own species, forming colonies exceeding one million individuals in certain East African lakes, they display minimal interest in cross-species relationships. Flamingos do not fetch, do not come when called, and show no documented instances of greeting behaviour toward human observers.
Attempts at flamingo domestication have proven uniformly unsuccessful. The birds require highly specialised dietary conditions, display stress responses to human proximity, and show a marked preference for the company of other flamingos. Their capacity for human companionship remains, charitably described, theoretical.