Dog
Dogs possess what researchers describe as extraordinary interspecies emotional attunement. Studies from the University of Lincoln demonstrate that dogs can distinguish human emotional expressions with accuracy exceeding 75 percent, integrating both facial and vocal cues into their assessment. They respond to human distress with proximity-seeking behaviour that predates any training.
A dog knows when its owner is sad. It cannot articulate this knowledge, but it will abandon a comfortable sleeping position to position itself as a warm presence beside its troubled human. This response appears hardwired through millennia of co-evolution with the human species.
Light Bulb
The light bulb possesses no emotional intelligence whatsoever. It cannot detect human mood, respond to crying, or distinguish between a celebration and a crisis. It illuminates funerals and birthday parties with identical enthusiasm. It offers precisely zero comfort during periods of emotional difficulty.
However, one might argue this represents a form of reliability. The light bulb's indifference means it will never judge, never require emotional labour in return, and never develop complicated feelings about the relationship.
VERDICT
The dog's ability to detect and respond to human emotional states represents capabilities no technology has successfully replicated. Light bulbs do not care if you are weeping. Dogs do.