Electric Scooter
The electric scooter occupies an interesting position in the durability spectrum—somewhere between a mayfly and a moderately motivated appliance. Personal scooters, when treated with the reverence typically reserved for firstborn children, can survive 3,000 to 10,000 miles before requiring significant intervention. The battery, that temperamental heart of the device, typically maintains acceptable performance for 2-4 years before beginning its inevitable decline.
Rental scooters exist in a parallel universe where durability is measured in weeks rather than years. These communal vehicles endure a level of abuse that would make a war correspondent wince. They are hurled into rivers, left in trees, and ridden off kerbs by individuals who approach them with the care one might show a borrowed umbrella. Early rental fleet operators reported average lifespans of just 28 days, though improved designs have extended this to several months.
The fundamental challenge is that electric scooters combine electrical complexity with exposure to the elements and enthusiastic misuse. Water ingress, battery degradation, and the accumulated stress of ten thousand potholes conspire to ensure that no scooter dies of old age.
IKEA Furniture
IKEA furniture durability operates on a principle best described as optimistic temporary permanence. A BILLY bookcase, properly assembled and left undisturbed, can survive for decades. The same bookcase, subjected to a single house move, may emerge from the experience as little more than an expensive jigsaw puzzle and a sense of betrayal.
The core issue is structural philosophy. IKEA furniture is engineered to be assembled once, ideally twice, but certainly not the four or five times that modern nomadic living demands. Cam locks and dowels lose their grip with each disassembly, particleboard develops stress fractures around screw holes, and the whole edifice gradually transitions from furniture to suggestion. Studies have found that IKEA furniture loses up to 40% of structural integrity with each reassembly cycle.
And yet, in situ, the stuff simply persists. That MALM dresser you bought in 2007 still holds clothes perfectly adequately. The LACK coffee table, despite costing less than a modest lunch, continues to support beverages and remote controls with quiet dignity. It is furniture that knows its limitations and operates confidently within them.