Where Everything Fights Everything
A vehicle that makes you question both transportation and dignity simultaneously. Abandoned on sidewalks worldwide as modern art installations, each one whispering "this seemed like a good idea at the time."
US military base and alien conspiracy hotspot.
The Winner Is
Our analysis reveals a contest of temporal scales and ambition. The electric scooter excels in the immediate and practical - it is accessible, tangible, and addresses genuine human needs with admirable efficiency. One can ride a scooter today, solving the eternal question of how to traverse those frustrating final stretches of urban geography. Mars, however, operates on an altogether grander canvas. It has shaped human culture for millennia, will outlast our civilisation by billions of years, and represents the ultimate frontier of human expansion. The scooter asks: How do we move through our cities? Mars asks: What is humanity's destiny among the stars? Both questions matter, but one resonates across the ages whilst the other will be forgotten when the next transportation innovation emerges. Mars claims victory not through utility but through its profound grip on human imagination and its patient, eternal presence in our night sky.