Elephant
Elephants currently inhabit portions of sub-Saharan Africa and South Asia, with historical ranges having contracted significantly due to human activity. Current population estimates suggest approximately 415,000 African elephants and 40,000-50,000 Asian elephants remain in the wild, supplemented by several thousand in captivity.
Their physical presence requires substantial territory, typically 100-1,000 square kilometres per herd. Climate change and habitat fragmentation continue threatening their range, with some predictions suggesting catastrophic population decline within decades.
Spongebob
SpongeBob broadcasts in over 170 countries and 60 languages, achieving near-universal distribution across media markets. Unlike physical organisms, the character requires only screen access for presence, enabling simultaneous existence wherever television, streaming services, or internet connections reach.
The franchise maintains constant availability through streaming platforms, with episodes viewable on demand at any hour. SpongeBob's reach is limited only by media infrastructure, not by biological requirements for food, water, or habitat.
VERDICT
Physical animals cannot compete with media distribution infrastructure. SpongeBob exists wherever screens exist; elephants exist only where ecosystems can support six-tonne herbivores. The maths favour the sponge.