iPhone
Apple engineering achieves hardware reliability rates exceeding 98% across warranty periods, with software stability maintained through rigorous quality control protocols. The device performs identically regardless of user identity, emotional state, or the moral complexity of requested tasks. An iPhone does not experience fatigue, bias, or professional burnout.
However, this reliability operates within strict functional boundaries. The iPhone cannot exercise judgement, interpret ambiguity, or navigate the grey zones that characterise complex human situations. It executes programmed responses with mechanical consistency, which constitutes both its strength and its fundamental limitation.
Lawyer
Legal professionals exhibit reliability metrics complicated by human variability. Bar association disciplinary statistics indicate 2-3% of practitioners face professional sanctions annually, suggesting substantial majority competence. Yet outcomes depend upon factors beyond attorney control: judicial temperament, opposing counsel capability, evidentiary availability, and the inherent unpredictability of human decision-making processes.
The skilled lawyer provides something no algorithm can replicate: contextual judgement refined through years of adversarial experience. This capability to navigate ambiguity, anticipate opposition, and construct persuasive narrative from fragmentary evidence represents irreplaceable professional value. Such expertise, however, remains distributed unevenly across the profession.