iPhone
The iPhone processes information at velocities that would have seemed supernatural to engineers of previous generations. The current A-series chips execute billions of operations per second, rendering complex graphics, decoding video streams, and calculating precisely how many steps one has failed to walk today.
Application launch times have been optimised to the point where waiting three seconds for a program to open now constitutes an unacceptable delay worthy of complaint. The device can capture and process photographs in milliseconds, apply artificial intelligence to determine whether the subject is a cat or a dog, and upload the result to social media before the photographer has lowered their arm.
Yet all this processing power becomes largely academic in the absence of network connectivity. An iPhone without WiFi is rather like a sports car in a city without roads: impressively engineered, theoretically capable, and practically useless for its intended purpose.
WiFi
WiFi technology has achieved transmission speeds that render the concept of waiting increasingly obsolete. Current standards deliver data at rates exceeding one gigabit per second under optimal conditions, though these optimal conditions occur primarily in laboratory environments staffed by engineers who have carefully eliminated all sources of interference.
In practical deployment, WiFi speeds fluctuate with the unpredictability of British weather. A connection that streams video flawlessly at 2:00 AM may struggle to load a text-based webpage during peak evening hours. The technology appears to possess an almost intentional sense of timing, reserving its poorest performance for moments of greatest need.
Nevertheless, the raw capability exists. WiFi can move data at speeds that would have transported the entire contents of the Library of Alexandria in approximately four seconds. That this capability is frequently squandered on buffering indicators speaks more to network congestion than technological limitation.
VERDICT
Speed comparison reveals an interesting asymmetry of purpose. The iPhone's processing speed serves local computation; WiFi's transmission speed enables global connectivity. Without WiFi, the iPhone's speed is applied primarily to offline games and calculator functions.
WiFi claims this category not through superior engineering but through infrastructural primacy. It is the highway upon which the iPhone travels. One does not compare the speed of a vehicle to the speed of the road beneath it, yet here we must acknowledge that the road, in this case, is itself moving data at remarkable velocity.