Mario
Mario has maintained relevance for 43 consecutive years, surviving multiple technological revolutions, gaming industry collapses, and shifting entertainment paradigms. He has successfully transitioned from arcade cabinets to home consoles to handheld devices to theatrical films, demonstrating remarkable adaptive capacity. His 2023 film grossed $1.36 billion globally.
Yet 43 years represents barely a historical footnote in civilisational terms. Mario has existed for 0.0008% of human history, a period insufficient to demonstrate genuine cultural permanence. Countless cultural phenomena have flourished for similar durations before fading into obscurity.
Money
Money has governed human organisation for approximately 5,000 years, predating every existing nation, religion, and language. The Mesopotamian shekel emerged around 3000 BCE; money has since survived the rise and fall of every empire, every technological revolution, and every attempt at its abolition.
Even communist societies officially rejecting monetary systems found it impossible to eliminate in practice. Money represents perhaps the most persistent social technology in human history, having outlasted every alternative proposed by philosophers, economists, and revolutionaries.