Mario
Mario demonstrates superhuman athletic versatility that defies conventional biomechanical understanding. Standing at approximately 155 centimetres (according to Nintendo's variable scale), this Italian-American plumber executes vertical leaps exceeding three times his body height with metronomic consistency. His ability to break brick with his skull alone suggests either exceptional cranial density or a fundamental misunderstanding of physics within his native universe.
The breadth of Mario's physical repertoire warrants particular scholarly attention. He maintains proficiency in go-karting, tennis, golf, football, Olympic athletics, and competitive brawling—a polymath of physical endeavour. His capacity to survive immersion in lava (briefly), consumption by carnivorous plants, and repeated falls from considerable heights indicates either regenerative abilities or an extraordinarily robust insurance policy.
Perhaps most remarkably, Mario accomplishes these feats whilst maintaining a physique that contemporary fitness standards would classify as significantly above optimal BMI, yet he shows no signs of cardiovascular limitation during extended platforming sequences.
Yoda
Yoda presents a more nuanced physical profile, one in which raw athleticism emerges only when absolutely necessary. At 66 centimetres tall and approximately 900 years of age, his baseline mobility relies upon a walking stick and the measured gait of the genuinely ancient. This apparent frailty, however, conceals extraordinary combat capability when the Force is engaged.
Documented instances show Yoda executing acrobatic lightsaber combat sequences that would challenge practitioners a fraction of his age. His confrontation with Count Dooku revealed spinning attacks and wall-assisted rebounds suggesting either remarkable joint flexibility or complete Force-mediated circumvention of skeletal limitations. The energy expenditure required for such manoeuvres in a being of his advanced years remains a subject of considerable scientific curiosity.
However, Yoda's physical exertions appear to carry significant recuperative costs—post-combat fatigue is evident, and his self-imposed exile on Dagobah suggests a preference for environments requiring minimal physical output beyond the occasional puppet-like revelation to visiting moisture farmers' relatives.