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Las Vegas exists as humanity's most ambitious escapism infrastructure project. The city offers simulated Paris, simulated Venice, simulated ancient Egypt, and simulated New York—essentially an admission that reality is insufficiently entertaining. The phrase 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' codifies the promise that consequences themselves can be escaped.

The escape mechanisms are comprehensive: from normal financial constraints (credit extends infinitely), from natural light cycles (eternal artificial twilight), from social judgment (everyone is equally compromised), and from one's own better judgment (actively discouraged). Vegas delivers escapism as a municipal utility.

Las Vegas persists through continuous reinvention. The city has survived prohibition, organised crime, economic recessions, and the rise of online gambling. Each apparent existential threat prompts transformation: mob casinos became corporate entertainment complexes; gambling havens added family attractions; competition spawned spectacle escalation.

However, Vegas persistence requires active maintenance—economic conditions, competitive pressures, and changing tastes threaten its model. Climate change and water scarcity pose genuine long-term challenges. Unlike Monday, which requires nothing to persist, Las Vegas demands constant resources merely to continue existing.

Las Vegas has achieved what physicists once thought impossible: the complete abolition of time as a meaningful concept. Casinos famously lack windows or clocks, creating environments where 3am and 3pm become indistinguishable. Researchers have observed subjects emerging after what they believed to be brief visits, only to discover that entire days have elapsed.

The city's time distortion operates inversely to Monday's: hours compress into minutes, life savings evaporate in what feels like moments, and the phrase 'one more hand' has been responsible for more temporal displacement than any phenomenon outside black holes. The architecture itself conspires against chronological awareness.

Las Vegas operates as an industrial-scale regret manufacturing facility. The city has optimised every aspect of its environment to facilitate decisions that will later require explanation to spouses, employers, and bank managers. Complimentary alcohol lubricates judgment whilst architectural psychology eliminates exit awareness.

The Vegas regret spectrum ranges from minor (unexplained receipts) to catastrophic (unexplained marriage certificates). The city generates entirely new categories of regret that participants could not have imagined possible before arrival. Studies indicate that peak regret typically occurs approximately 72 hours post-departure, coinciding with credit card statement arrivals.

Las Vegas has perfected voluntary economic extraction at unprecedented scale. The city's entire economy depends on visitors believing they might defy mathematical certainty. Casinos report billions in annual revenue, representing wealth willingly surrendered in exchange for brief hope followed by statistical inevitability.

Beyond gambling, the city extracts through inflated hospitality pricing, entertainment fees, and the phenomenon whereby normal spending inhibitions dissolve entirely. A $15 airport breakfast costs $47 on the Strip. The extraction is comprehensive, continuous, and enthusiastically embraced by participants who describe the experience as 'fun.'