Procrastination
Procrastination demonstrates unprecedented market penetration, achieving near-universal adoption across every culture, demographic, and socioeconomic stratum documented by anthropological research. Studies suggest approximately 95% of individuals engage in procrastinatory behaviour with varying frequency, making it arguably humanity's most successful psychological phenomenon. Unlike regional competitors, procrastination requires no infrastructure, distribution networks, or marketing expenditure.
The phenomenon transcends linguistic and cultural barriers with remarkable efficiency. Whether termed prokrastinacija in Slavic nations or mushkila al-ta'khir in Arabic-speaking regions, the behavioural pattern remains consistent. Procrastination has achieved what no corporation has managed: total global market saturation at zero operational cost.
Hollywood
Hollywood's global footprint, whilst impressive, remains geographically constrained compared to its competitor. American films captured approximately 63% of global box office revenue in 2023, with theatrical presence in over 140 nations. Streaming platforms have extended reach further, with Netflix alone operating in 190 countries. Yet significant markets, including China, India, and Nigeria, maintain robust domestic film industries that resist Hollywood dominance.
The entertainment complex requires substantial infrastructure for distribution: cinemas, broadcasting agreements, internet connectivity, and compatible payment systems. Rural populations and economically disadvantaged regions often fall outside Hollywood's effective reach. The industry's penetration, whilst formidable, cannot claim the universal accessibility that procrastination achieves through sheer biological inheritance.