Tea
The Camellia sinensis plant has achieved what military strategists only dream of: complete global penetration without firing a single shot. From the misty highlands of Darjeeling to the windswept steppes of Mongolia, tea has established itself as the universal solvent of human interaction. An estimated 3.7 billion cups are consumed daily across every inhabited continent. The beverage transcends economic boundaries with remarkable efficiency; a factory worker in Guangzhou and a duchess in Hampshire both pause their days for its restorative properties. Tea requires no proprietary charging network, no software updates, and functions identically whether consumed in poverty or abundance.
Tesla
Tesla's global ambitions, whilst impressive, remain constrained by the infrastructure of modernity. The company operates in approximately 40 countries, though meaningful market penetration exists primarily in North America, Europe, and China. Each vehicle sold requires a supporting ecosystem of charging stations, trained technicians, and reliable electricity grids—luxuries unavailable to much of humanity. The Supercharger network, whilst expanding, covers mere corridors of the developed world. In regions where 1.2 billion people lack consistent electricity access, Tesla represents not transportation but aspiration, a symbol visible yet permanently out of reach.