Topic Battle

The Internet secures victory through sheer ubiquity and daily relevance. Whilst Thor possesses undeniable superiority in physical confrontation and raw intimidation, these advantages prove largely theoretical in an era where divine intervention appears to have been discontinued. The Internet touches more lives in a single second than Thor influenced throughout his entire active worship period. It has become infrastructure as essential as water and electricity, whilst Thor has become intellectual property managed by Disney. This outcome should not diminish Thor's historical significance—he terrorised enemies, comforted believers, and explained meteorological phenomena for over a millennium. But relevance, ultimately, belongs to the living.