Death
Death's reliability rating stands at precisely 100%. No organism has successfully avoided this outcome since life began approximately 3.8 billion years ago. This represents an unbroken track record of exceptional consistency. Death does not take holidays, does not respond to negotiation, and maintains complete immunity to economic conditions.
The mechanism operates with such dependability that entire industries—insurance, healthcare, funeral services—have constructed their business models upon its certainty. Death's reliability forms the foundation of actuarial science itself.
Monday
Monday arrives with commendable regularity, yet demonstrates certain vulnerabilities to external interference. Bank holidays, national celebrations, and calendar anomalies occasionally displace or neutralise Monday's impact. The phenomenon also loses meaning entirely during extended holiday periods, sabbaticals, or unemployment.
Furthermore, Monday's reliability depends upon the continued existence of the subject to experience it. Death's occurrence automatically terminates Monday's jurisdiction, suggesting a hierarchical dependency that limits Monday's independent reliability rating.